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offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-12-19 12:13 [#00485896]
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let's start a betting pool on what pitchfork is gonna give
upcoming albums. we can start guessing now long before we
(or they) hear the albums because pitchfork are so
predictable.

radiohead: 6.5
massive attack: 7.2
mogwai: 7.8
aphex remixes: 6.0
zwan: 4.2
cat power: 8.8
autechre: 3.2
blur: 5.4
kid606: 6.3


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-12-19 12:20 [#00485907]
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this is purely a GUESS.....but i know they like to
BASH....tee hee

radiohead: 7
massive attack: 8
mogwai: 7
aphex remixes: 8
zwan: 6
cat power: 7
autechre: 5
blur: 7
kid606: 5



 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2002-12-19 12:24 [#00485910]
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somehow i agree with most pitchfork reviews........


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-12-19 12:24 [#00485912]
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i liked how they trashed the new godspeed album for not
having "cool samples." good logic there.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-12-19 12:27 [#00485915]
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lol pitchforrk suck. so does the NME.


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2002-12-19 12:27 [#00485916]
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i read my own reviews


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2002-12-19 12:28 [#00485917]
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So...why read a rag that's undoubtedly bias?

Why not work on your site and give out information that
people can find out for themselves and decide on the quality
of an album and/or band? You have better info and links
than any of these music mags have, so why waste your time
venting on something that's going to do whatever the hell it
wants, regardless of the facts?

Seriously...I'm tired of hearing: "This magazine is
obviously biased and doesn't what it's doing!". NO SHIT! I
KNEW THAT ALREADY!

Rolling Stone
Spin
Pitchfork
NME

You can't polish a turd...

;)


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2002-12-19 12:29 [#00485919]
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www.allmusic.com


 

offline uzim on 2002-12-19 12:36 [#00485927]
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AMG is much better i agree :)

and metacritic is a very good idea.

though i like reading some pitchfork reviews, they aren't
reliable at all but sometimes they are funny.


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2002-12-19 12:37 [#00485930]
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reviews are opinions on music - if we all read reviews and
followed them closely we'd all share the same opinions

sounds 1984 to me


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2002-12-19 12:38 [#00485931]
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sounds LIKE 1984 - god i suck don't read my reviews on
boards


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-12-19 12:39 [#00485933]
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i rread rreviews beforre i get a CD. if allmusic gives it 1
starr i know to steerr clearr. if NME give it 5 starrs i
know to steerr clearr.


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2002-12-19 12:41 [#00485936]
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but allmusic gave bogdan shit reviews - they just have a
good way of talking about the music - as in what the artist
tends to sound like, uses, etc - i dont follow the stars -
that system is ALL fcut up

they also have good "similar artists" so you can figure if
you like this band then you MAY like this other band

rock on like wesley willis


 

offline uviol from United States on 2002-12-19 12:49 [#00485944]
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I can see it now:

Wilco - Yankee Motel Foxfire - 2003
10.00
Who would've thought these once nu-country act cum alt-rock
art pop superstars could outdo themsleves after last year's
near-flawless epic 'Yankee Hotel Foxtrot'. Well, we have an
answer. With impeccable song structures, more creative
lyrics, and shining production from renaissance man Jim
O'Rourke, 'Yankee Motel' picks up right where the last one
left off and is inseparable from it's Nonesuch companion.
Thank God for Wilco in an age when truly landmark and
groundbreaking albums do not come every day.

meanwhile...
Autechre - Draft 7.30 - 2003
0.7
Wow! A new sound effect! With this release, Ae churns up
another piece of rehashed unlistenability that they
experimented on last year's travesty: gantz_graf. .. ...
...

I can just feel it :|


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-12-19 12:49 [#00485947]
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lil weezey:
you don't have to agree with someone to get something out of
what they say. i look at MOST pitchfork reviews as examples
of what i consider bad journalism (and cliche rock culture).
some reviews i look at as outstanding and exemplary of what
music journalism should be. they have some gifted writers.

the point is, it can be fun to read heavily biased material.
occasionally i'll agree; usually i won't. but almost always
do i not only get a good study out of pitchfork, i get the
names of some songs to check out (and decide for myself if
they're as good or bad as pitchfork claims).

also, i have the right to vent whatever i want to vent,
especially since so many people look at pitchfork for advice
on what albums to buy (or download). i want people who don't
already realize pitchfork's pretensions and stereotypes to
realize them. there've been so many good, even classic,
albums given terrible reviews from pitchfork just because
they thought it would be cool to rebel against what's
popular (whether in the mainstream or in the burgeoning
"underground").

as for my site..... i wasn't aware i was competing with
music journalists? my page has info about UPCOMING albums.
once the thing is out i remove the entry. it's not meant for
reviews, just tidbits of information to tide over eager fans
like myself.


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-12-19 12:54 [#00485953]
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and i agree, AMG gives an excellent portrait of what the
album sounds like, but don't trust their rating system, it's
rubbish. i rarely agree with their "top song" and "top
album" choices for artists i like, but i do trust them when
it comes to learning about artists i don't know anything
about already. call it blind faith. but at least AMG make an
effort to be more objective than pitchfork media which is
just a bunch of trendy music nerds showing off their
adjectives, manufactured "ironic" senses of humor, and
cheesy pop culture references.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-12-19 12:59 [#00485957]
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if i know an arrtist VERRY well and have done forr a long
time my opinions tend to match the starr rrating.


 

offline CORTEX from Canada on 2002-12-19 13:10 [#00485968]
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youre sarcastic, right?


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-12-19 13:21 [#00485977]
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of course. their godspeed review was terrible music
journalism. they gave the album a bad review for every
reason but the music.


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-19 13:23 [#00485981]
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the zwan cover!!! well it certainly is different if it's the
real thing

from hmv.com



Attached picture

 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-12-19 21:08 [#00486301]
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GYBE is so year-and-a-half-ago.



 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-12-19 21:48 [#00486306]
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This is not pitchfork but yet this is a candidate for
worst review ever.

I will try not to let that load of crap poison me against
the album...


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2002-12-19 21:50 [#00486307]
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radiohead: 5.0
massive attack: 8.0
mogwai: 4.5
aphex remixes: 5.6
zwan: 5.0
autechre: 1.0 (what is this garbage???)
blur: 4.0
kid606: 7.0
and then some new rock phenomanon that inevitably gets a
10.0


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2002-12-19 21:51 [#00486308]
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what in holy hell did i just read???


 

offline CORTEX from Canada on 2002-12-20 00:03 [#00486437]
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i take music reviews very lightly, though i really enjoy
reading them.

what i hate is when writers write as if it's a fact that
'this album is crap', as if it's not an opinion. IT IS'
PUNK!

there, i feel so much better now ;)


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-12-20 00:05 [#00486438]
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that Zwan cover is fucking awesome.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-12-20 06:32 [#00486679]
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Ha ha ha it's brilliant because it's stupid, meaningful
because it's meaningless, and if you don't appreciate it
you're not in on the joke of self aware postmodern criticism
and are therefore a laughable yokel.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2002-12-20 06:41 [#00486686]
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I hate how they keep using the word 'wanking' completely out
of context. The morons.

I like to read this though


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-20 06:55 [#00486688]
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pitchfork/bitchfuck whatever. Download random tracks from
the new album, only a few so you don't fuck and ruin it,
listen, you will know if you like, buy CD or Vinyl. easy.
Most websites have samples anyway.


 

offline Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2002-12-20 07:08 [#00486692]
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I belive that pitchfork will give a fairly high grad to
autechre...

Maybe bitching and moaning for any particular reason...

Like lack of originality, or something of the sort...but in
the end they will give them like a 7 or a 8...


 

offline astrid-gil-botn from Londinium (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-20 07:48 [#00486711]
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yr wrong about confieled and the other one - even though
some of it is daft and unlistenable both records still
contain their best ever work ..


 

offline Glitch from New Zealand on 2002-12-20 08:49 [#00486739]
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well.. . reviews are for morons I have to say.. . especailly
if you allready know the band.. . IF for instance you are
just looking for new things to listen to I think your better
off among your peers in places like this.. . where someone
says.. . "hey check out so and so.. . the new album
blahdeblah is amazing" at least then you can go "hmm" and
download or listen to a track or two and then decide
yourself.. . some obvious retard with far too much water on
the brain and incest in his family gave one of my favourite
albums in the world (Ulver: Perdition City) a 2.6.. . and
not only that but they also said that it was a direct rip
off of coil which it effing isnt.. . I listen to a lot of
coil and fucking know what Im hearing. ..

to sum up.. . reviewers are scum.. . and anyone that likes
to pigeon hole things can stick their stupid pointy fingers
up their nose and swirl it around in their brains until they
die !!!. ..



 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-12-20 09:20 [#00486753]
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albarn is a pretentious fuckwit with a shockingly bad voice
and did 1 good album sometime around 1994. radiohead...
yawn. massive attack - prolly d/l it and if its anything
like the last album it won't get bought, i like the other
two though.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-12-20 09:31 [#00486759]
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blame the rreaderr not the rreviewerr. a rreviewerr can
think what they like about an album, if anyone is "scum" its
those who rread it and take it totally to harrd and shun an
album on the basis of the rreview. we all rreview albums
when give an opinion, but we arre not all scum.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-12-20 09:34 [#00486760]
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harrd = hearrt


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-12-20 09:39 [#00486762]
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very true - people actually read the sun and think its
non-fiction - fugwits


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-20 09:42 [#00486763]
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The Sun... *shudders*


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-12-20 09:47 [#00486765]
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the sun should scrrap the news (and i use the worrd news
VERRY VERRY loosely) section and just have a paperr full of
naked women.


 

offline Glitch from New Zealand on 2002-12-20 10:06 [#00486777]
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yes mr anus.. . I will agree with part of what you said.. .
but like it or not reading or hearing another persons
opinion before actually finding out yourself (if you make it
that far) about an album will damage your overall outlook..
. first impressions count and all that malarky.. . anything
and everything has an impact in its own way.. . even however
small or slight is still an impression not shaked. ..



 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-12-20 10:16 [#00486784]
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that's called the daily sport


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-12-20 10:22 [#00486787]
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o no i totally agrree. i hate having my perrception tainted
by otherr peoples biased opinions.


 

offline MrTenzin from The Concrete Jungle (United States) on 2002-12-20 12:21 [#00486863]
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i like the fact that pitchfork review music and give their
own honest opinion but too many people rely on articles and
reviews like some official stamp of approval to like
something. my ten-cents


 

offline CORTEX from Canada on 2002-12-20 12:57 [#00486892]
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just wondering, would you say the same thing if the writer
gave you 9.7, and said it was the best thing since coil?

it's funny how, if someone drives slower than you, he's an
asshole, if someone drives faster than you, he's a maniac.


 

offline Glitch from New Zealand on 2002-12-21 07:20 [#00487307]
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no of course I wouldnt.. . if they had given the band that
score then Id be in agreement with the reviewer.. . but Id
not be happy with that unnecessary Coil reference.. . it
just seems like the sometimes get the wrong reviewer for the
job.. . itd be like asking a catholic preist to have a few
words with teen girls about birth control. ..



 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-12-22 19:09 [#00488378]
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i'd be happy if they gave britney spears a 10 if it was a
"10" album. but the fact is, they DON'T critique albums base
on the music. it's far from their honest opinion, the way i
see it. i don't think their ratings should align with my own
opinions--though their selections of "essential" albums are
highly suspect--i just want them to be less full of
themselves and be honest reviewers of the MUSIC, not the
trendiness, of an album.


 

offline Inverted Whale from United States Minor Outlying Islands on 2002-12-22 21:23 [#00488459]
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Pitchfork just released their top 50 of 2002 and there are
some familiar names:

46: Blackalicious - Blazing Arrow
44: Hrvatski - Swarm & Dither
39: Kevin Drumm - Sheer Hellish Miasma
36: DJ /Rupture - Minesweeper Suite
33: Rjd2 - Deadringer
29: Sigur Rós - ()
17: Fennesz/O'Rourke/Rehberg - The Return of FennO'Berg
13: Keith Fullerton Whitman - Playthroughs
12: Max Tundra - Mastered by the Guy at the Exchange
8: Boards of Canada - Geogaddi

#39 - Kevin Drumm and #34 - Tim Hecker sound pretty
interesting too, I'll have to have a listen.


 

offline CORTEX from Canada on 2002-12-22 21:38 [#00488468]
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it's decent i thought as well.

dont forget #42 beck - sea change


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-12-22 21:43 [#00488475]
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Well. They placed The Books in their top 10 of the year, so
I can't bring myself to call them chancre eating dogfuckers,
but they still have that fucking lame Trail of Dead album
ahead of it. I have listened to it many a time and I still
don't hear anything particularly special.

Has anyone here heard The Books - Thought for Food? It's
better than they can describe.

Also happy to see Max Tundra on that list.


 

offline CORTEX from Canada on 2002-12-22 21:46 [#00488479]
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also:

#30 mr lif - i phantom
#11 el-p - fantastic damage


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-12-22 21:48 [#00488486]
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i don't get the appeal of that 60 minutes of tones album. i
mean it has its place but really, 13th best album of the
year, in the year that saw brilliant releases from talib
kweli, blackalicious, cinematic orchestra, venetian snares,
etc.? i don't think so.


 


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